Thankfully, it was only water spurting out under high pressure this morning and not blood, but the intrepid (and so handsome!) dudes appeared in a jiffy and had the situation under control in short order.
Did I mention they were gorgeous? And that after battling the water I looked like a drowned rat?
Oh and before you downgrade my IQ by 50 points you should know that They couldn't find the water shutoff to the house either.
In fact, now that daylight is upon us and calm is restored, I'd really like to know where that shutoff is....
(and PS, kids: if you're gonna sleep naked, maybe have some clothes in your handy emergency kit. Just sayin.)