My birthday dinner valet ticket

Um, yeah. A Microphone. Right.

Tukish Van - the cat that SWIMS. On purpose.

I see him more as a David Niven

Ended up adopting this little scamp!

Once you get to know him, though, the Dali is more apt than the Niven.

Heavenly ray of light: accidental?

Chill AFTER drinking???

Ok I get "chill before drinking." But AFTER?

I'd see a doctor about that if I were you

I guess DEAD is the new FAIL

Poor parking meter!